Going through my spam folder, I came across this beauty. It seems that I have inherited $44 billion with a capital B. To receive my billions, currently held in trust by a jumble of real bank names, I need to send them a copy of a $50 gift card and, of course, the code to access this unexpected fortune. Unfortunately, I may need to wait a few weeks to place the order for the Gulfstream, as I can only receive the funds by withdrawing $ 40,000 daily from an ATM near me. Since I don’t have 3,014 years to recoup the full amount, nor am I aware of any ATMs with that amount of cash in them – maybe Dubai or Monaco. Perhaps I can convert it with one of the structured settlement buyout companies.
I was torn between two titles for this “I am Rich Bitch” quoting the legendary Dave Chappel, or “Why have spammers not learned about AI?” Imagine how effective it would be if they added a more plausible payout system and fixed the many spelling errors and location nuances.
